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zeldathemes

guy:

"what happens if u have a boner and u unzip ur pants??"

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fantakoi:

just like the sun

fantakoi:

just like the sun

theappleppielifestyle:

one time my friend brought a mcchicken burger and the whole time she was eating it she looked really confused and then halfway through she stopped chewing and pulled the top bun off and stared at it for a while before whispering “they forgot the chicken”

funkybug:

snailofficial:

agendr:

but how would a SNAIL react to the friendzone

The friendzone is a myth perpetrated by misogynists who use it to shame their female friends into sex. I am absolutely disgusted by it.

snails are truly upstanding citizens

philipllester:

dan is life

barwellz:

honeybucky:

moriarty:

SPIDERMAN WOULD. SPIDERMAN WOULD

itS BACK

ALWAYS REBLOG.

barwellz:

honeybucky:

moriarty:

SPIDERMAN WOULD. SPIDERMAN WOULD

itS BACK

ALWAYS REBLOG.

hellofromhawaii:

So I was driving behind this truck and seen this huge dog and I was like lemme take a photo of this creature, so I honked my horn a little so it would look at me and then………….