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stateofdusk:

Girls are so fucking attractive

epluspdegeneres:

dickwielding:

ellen is my spirit animal.

I’ve been waiting for this gifset

haveabowlofwhore:

don’t ever let this die

scoobandshagtalk:

like dont be a dick scoob

scoobandshagtalk:

like dont be a dick scoob

guy:

when you get introduced to your friend’s friends and they already seem comfortable around you

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funny-text-posts:

Part 2 of my favourite text posts

tumblinwithdesty:

militiamedic:

jesseproch:

emt-monster:

Please reblog if you know anyone who might take party drugs.

I’m not an emt yet, but everytime I see someone do drugs, I just hope they’re smart enough to remember these points.

As an nurse with ER experience, same thing. Dear God please just tell us what you took. I will not tell anyone from law enforcement or your parents or whoever, I just need to know so I can save your life. Please.

you know doctor patient confidentiality? yeah that extends to EMT’s as well so basically unless you murdered somebody when they pick you up they aren’t going to tell the police because its not their responsibility to do that only if you turn up with giant stab wounds and full of lead will they call the police cause its obvious something serious has happened to you and not just some misguided judgements also it stops you getting the wrong treatment and possibly dying or becoming worse off in the waiting room of A&E.

jayjayvanzz:

I think I won the entire game

jayjayvanzz:

I think I won the entire game

cherrychublicious92:

clockingcreativity:

meetmeincalifornia:

artemisfowlstolemysoul:

bronephreinel:

 Imagine Person A singing “You are my sunshine” as Person B slowly dies in their arms

what THE FUCK 

I DIDN’T FUCKING NEED THAT RIGHT NOW

FUCK YOU

imagine if person b sung it to comfort person a

YOU’RE NOT HELPING.

i hope you fall in love with someone who makes you question why you ever thought you would be better off alone